Poseidon is a lousy boyfriend; or, How I lost my glasses at the beach

Oh so seductive

with his pounding surf

and come-hither waves

Once you're in

he tries to rip your clothes off

then he steals your stuff

then he throws you out.

(Never turn your back upon a wave.)

Now I imagine him 

riding along in his chariot

with my coolest glasses ever 

perched upon his nose

*shrug*

I needed new ones anyway...